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The Contents of the Referral
The Referral consists of several parts. Part One is a
Narrative. It begins with an overview of the information relevant to this sexual
investigation, then sets forth that information in chronological sequence.
A large part of the Narrative is devoted to detailed tales of the Lord Byron's sexual
exploits with the Prime Minister.
The nature of the relationship was the subject
of many of the Prime Minister's misleading statements about sex, and her desire to keep the sexual contact secret provides a motive
for many of her actions that the Inquisitors construe as designed to obstruct justice.
 | The Narrative is lengthy and detailed, i.e. salacious
information to follow. It is the view of this Office that the details are crucial to
convince you that you have been given an informed evaluation of the testimony, the
credibility of witnesses, and the reliability of other evidence.
Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit.
[Keep reading, or skim to the good parts.] |
| Although we, the Inquisitors, want to convince you believe
this is unfortunate, we are pleased to announce that we can assert that all these
salacious details are essential to our case.
The Prime Minister's defense to many of the allegations is based on a close parsing of the
definitions that were used to describe her conduct. |
| We have, after careful review, identified no manner of
providing the information that reveals the falsity of the Prime Minister's statements
other than to describe allegations and rumors about her sexual conduct with precision and
elaboration. [She made us do it!] |
Part Two of the Referral is entitled "Information that
May Constitute Grounds for An Impeachment."
This "Grounds" portion of the Referral summarizes the specific evidence and
rumors that the Prime Minister lied under oath about sex and attempted to obstruct
judicial proceedings that investigated her sex life.
This Part is designed to be understandable if read without the Narrative [hence, giving us
the opportunity to repeat all the salacious details again in this section], although the
full context in which the potential grounds for impeachment arise can best be understood
if considered against the backdrop of the sexual information set forth in Part One.
Several volumes accompany the
Referral.
The Appendix contains relevant court orders, tables, a discussion of legal and evidentiary
issues, background information on the Jones litigation, a diagram of the 10 Downing
Street Chambers, and other reference material. We next set forth a series of
"Document Supplements," which attempt to provide some of the most important
support material in an accessible format.
Document Supplement A contains transcripts of the Prime Minister's deposition testimony
and Starr Chamber testimony; [very little sex]
| Document Supplement B contains transcripts of Lord Byron's
testimony and interview statements. [lots of explicit sexual detail]
Document Supplements C, D, and E set forth the full text of the documents cited in the
Referral. |
Although every effort has been made to provide full and
accurate quotations of witnesses in their proper context, we urge review of the full transcripts of the testimony cited below.
However, since it takes hours to load and view these documents, the Inquisitors hope you
will give up and rely on their slanted summaries of the information.
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