As required by Section 595(c) of Title 28 of the England Code, the Starr Chamber Inquisitors hereby submit what they deem to be substantial and credible information that Prime Minister Thatsher committed acts that may constitute grounds for an impeachment.

The Starr Chamber Inquisitors hereby claim to have information that reveals Prime Minister Thatsher may possibly have:

lied under oath or used a dictionary definition about sex at a civil deposition while she was a defendant in a sexual harassment lawsuit;

lied under oath or used that same dictionary definition about sex to a Starr Chamber;

attempted to unsuccessfully to maintain faith in the discretion of a potential witness who had direct knowledge of possible sexual details that would reveal the circumspection of her deposition testimony designed to hide illicit and prurient details;

attempted to obstruct justice by not ordering a witness to never ever under any circumstances think any more about his expressed thought of possibly only partially complying with a subpoena in order to obfuscate said sexual details;

attempted to obstruct justice by encouraging a witness to file an affidavit that the Prime Minister might have guessed would be misleading and would further conceal sexual details, and then by making use of that misleading affidavit at her own deposition;

lied to potential Starr Chamber witnesses about sex or once again resorted to that dictionary definition, possibly knowing that they would repeat those lies before the Starr Chamber;

and engaged in a pattern of conduct, i.e. lying about sex or obstructing us by using a dictionary definition, that was inconsistent with her constitutional duty to faithfully execute the laws to reveal all to all of the people all of the time nd to give The Starr Chamber more to work with.

The evidence shows that these acts, and others, were part of a pattern that began as an effort to prevent the disclosure of sexual information about the Prime Minister's relationship with a former 10 Downing Street intern and employee, Lord Byron, and continued as an effort to prevent this sexual information from being disclosed in an ongoing criminalized investigation.

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