No, this is not the actual cigar. Everyone knew that a replica was on its way and, here it is. Believe it or not, this is a fine cigar grown from Cuban seed on the farmlands of Nicaragua.

This site is still under construction, but we here at theclintoncigar.com thought it was necessary, for holiday delivery, to put it on line anyway.

Besides the cigar we will have T-shirts, Posters, Caps, and yes, even labels that you can affix to anything. Some of the products you can view now. Please e-mail us with your pick of our best slogan. The T-shirts will be of the finest quality available as will the caps, and of course the soon to be famous cigar.

Set your browsers on this site more is on its way!

Things we are currently developing for this site,
and you are invited to participate through e-mail:

• Mpeg videos- Parody commercials you would not see on TV.
• Audio clips- Parodies of what might have taken place.

Send through e-mail or regular mail what you think might have happened, in the form of .wav,  mpeg, .avi, or .mov. If we use it you could win one of everything.

Send your comments to fakemail@theclintoncigar.com

This site, among other things, like profit, is directed towards the lighter side of current events. After all, the Presidents achievements, while in office, should be what he is judged by. We have all made mistakes in our lives, fortunately not so much in the public eye. This incident was bound to happen one day, so give him a break; he is not a priest. Quoting Ms. Arianna Huffington from a Dennis Miller interview "I did not vote for a husband."

To the great Republican Party. It is our suggestion only, that you think about this witch-hunt a little more seriously. The people of this great country will not let this incident overshadow the Presidents achievements. Nor, are they going to forget the cost involved in his punishment. Lighten up, it has given all of us something to talk and laugh about.

If we are wrong. Impeach this.