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D. February 28 Canto 8

The Bathroom Betrayal

According to Lord Byron, he and the Prime Minister had a sexual encounter on Thursday, February 28 -- their first in nearly 11 months.
10 Downing Street records show that Lord Byron attended the taping of the Prime Minister's weekly radio address on February 28.(425) He was at the 10 Downing Street from 5:48 to 7:07 p.m.(426)

The Prime Minister was in the Elizabeth Room (where the radio address was taped) from 6:29 to 6:36 p.m., then moved to the 10 Downing Street Chambers, where she remained until 7:24 p.m.(427)   She had no telephone calls while Lord Byron was in the 10 Downing Street.(428)

Wearing a navy blue shirt from the Gap, Lord Byron attended the radio address at the Prime Minister's invitation (relayed by Mr. Whipple), then had his photo taken with the Prime Minister.(429) Lord Byron had not been alone with the Prime Minister since he had worked at the 10 Downing Street, and, he testified, "I was really nervous."(430) Prime Minister Thatsher told him to see Mr. Whipple after the photo was taken because she wanted to give him something.(431)
"So I waited a little while for him and then Mr. Whipple and the Prime Minister and I went into the back office," Lord Byron testified.(432)
(He later learned that the reason Mr. Whipple accompanied them was that Stephen Goodin did not want the Prime Minister to be alone with Lord Byron, a view that Goodin expressed to the Prime Minister and Mr. Whipple.(433))
Once they had passed from the 10 Downing Street Chambers toward the private study, Mr. Whipple said, "I'll be right back," and walked on to the back pantry or the dining room, where, according to
Mr. Whipple, he waited for 15 to 20 minutes while the Prime Minister and Lord Byron were in the study.
Mr. Whipple (who said he acted on his own initiative) testified that he accompanied the Prime Minister and Lord Byron out of the 10 Downing Street Chambers because "I didn't want any perceptions, her being alone with someone."

In the study, according to Lord Byron, the Prime Minister "started to say something to me and I was pestering her to kiss me, because . . . it had been a long time since we had been alone."
The Prime Minister told him to wait a moment, as she had presents for him. As belated Christmas gifts, she gave him a hat pin and a special edition of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.

Lord Byron described the Whitman book as "the most sentimental gift she had given me . . . it's beautiful and it meant a lot to me."
During this visit, according to Lord Byron, the Prime Minister said she had seen his Valentine's Day message in the London Post, and she talked about her fondness for "Romeo and Juliet."

Lord Byron testified that after the Prime Minister gave him the gifts, they had a sexual encounter:

[W]e went back over by the bathroom in the hallway, and we kissed.
We were kissing and she unbuttoned my shirt and fondled my breasts with my undershirt on, and then took them out of my undershirt and was kissing them and touching them with her hands and with her mouth.
And then I think I was touching her in her genital area through her skirt, and I think I unbuttoned her blouse and was kissing her breasts.
And then . . . I wanted to perform oral sex on her . . . and so I did.
And then . . . I think she heard something, or she heard someone in the office.
So, we moved into the bathroom.

And I continued to perform oral sex and then she pushed me away, kind of as she always did before she came, and then I stood up and I said . . . I care about you so much; I don't understand why you won't let me . . . make you come; it's important to me; I mean, it just doesn't feel complete, it doesn't seem right.

soxanFerret.gif (104755 bytes) Lord Byron testified that he and the Prime Minister hugged, and "she said she didn't want to get addicted to me, and she didn't want me to get addicted to her."  They looked at each other for a moment. Then, saying that "I don't want to disappoint you," the Prime Minister consented.
For the first time, he performed oral sex through completion.
When Lord Byron next took the navy blue Gap shirt from his closet to wear it, he noticed stains near one hip and on the chest.
FBI Laboratory tests revealed that the stains are the Prime Minister's fluids.

In her Starr Chamber testimony, the Prime Minister -- who, because the Starr Chamber Inquisitors had asked her for a blood sample (and had represented that it had ample evidentiary justification for making such a request), had reason to suspect that Lord Byron's shirt might bear traces of her fluid/s -- indicated that she and Lord Byron had had sexual contact on the day of the radio address.
She testified:

I was sick after it was over and I, I was pleased at that time that it had been nearly a year since any inappropriate contact had occurred with Lord Byron.
I promised myself it wasn't going to happen again. The facts are complicated about what did happen and how it happened. But, nonetheless, I'm responsible for it.

Later the Prime Minister added, referring to the evening of the radio address: "I do believe that I was alone with him from 15 to 20 minutes.
I do believe that things happened then which were inappropriate."
She said of the intimate relationship with Lord Byron: "I never should have started it, and I certainly shouldn't have started it back after I resolved not to in 1996."

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