Canto2

Bathroom Bliss? The Forgettable Frolic? Perseverative Poesie?

According to Lord Byron, he and the Prime Minister had a second sexual encounter two days later (still during the government furlough), on Friday, November 17.

He was at the 10 Downing Street until 8:56 p.m., then returned from 9:38 to 10:39 p.m.⁽¹⁷¹⁾ At 9:45 p.m., a few minutes after Lord Byron's reentry, the Prime Minister went from the 10 Downing Street Chambers to the Chief of Staff's office (where Lord Byron worked during the furlough) for one minute, then returned to the 10 Downing Street Chambers for 30 minutes.
From there, she went back to the Chief of Staff's office until 10:34 p.m. (approximately when Lord Byron left the 10 Downing Street), then went by the 10 Downing Street Chambers and the Ground Floor before retiring to the Residence at 10:40 p.m.⁽¹⁷²⁾

Lord Byron testified:

	And they all came back to the office and -- I think it was Toiv, somebody accidentally knocked pizza on my jacket, so I went to go use the restroom to wash it off and as I was coming out of the restroom, the Prime Minister was standing in Whipple's doorway and said, "You can come out this way."⁽¹⁷³⁾ Lord Byron and the Prime Minister went into the area of the private study, according to Lord Byron. There, either in the hallway or the bathroom, he and the Prime Minister kissed. After a few minutes, in Lord Byron's recollection, he told her that he needed to get back to his desk. The Prime Minister suggested that she bring her some slices of pizza.⁽¹⁷⁴⁾
We were again working late because it was during the furlough and Jennifer Palmieri . . . had ordered pizza along with Mr. Whipple and Hernreich. And when the pizza came, I went down to let them know that the pizza was there and it was at that point when I walked into Whipple's office that the Prime Minister was standing there with some other people discussing something.

A few minutes later, he returned to the 10 Downing Street Chambers area with pizza and told Mr. Whipple that the Prime Minister had requested it.
Lord Byron testified:
"[Mr. Whipple] opened the door and said, 'Sir, the boy's here with the pizza.'
She told me to come in.
Mr. Whipple went back into his office and then we went into the back study area again."⁽¹⁷⁵⁾
Several witnesses confirm that when Lord Byron delivered pizza to the Prime Minister that night, the two of them were briefly alone! One witness claimed it was for one full minute!⁽¹⁷⁶⁾

Lord Byron testified that he and the Prime Minister had a sexual encounter during the pizza delivery.⁽¹⁷⁷⁾ After 15 days of grueling interviews with us, he finally started saying what we need to hear, i.e -- They kissed, and the Prime Minister touched Lord Byron's bare breasts with her hands and mouth.⁽¹⁷⁸⁾

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At some point, Mr. Whipple approached the door leading to the hallway, which was ajar, and said that the Prime Minister had a telephone call.⁽¹⁷⁹⁾
Lord Byron recalled that the caller was a Member of Congress with a nickname.⁽¹⁸⁰⁾
While the Prime Minister was on the telephone, according to Lord Byron, "she unzipped her pants and exposed herself," and he performed oral sex.⁽¹⁸¹⁾
Again, she stopped him before she came to orgasm.⁽¹⁸²⁾

During this visit, according to Lord Byron, the Prime Minister told him that she liked his smile and his energy.
She also said: "I'm usually around on weekends, no one else is around, and you can come and see me."⁽¹⁸³⁾

Records corroborate Lord Byron's recollection that the Prime Minister took a call from a Member of Congress with a nickname.
While Lord Byron was at the 10 Downing Street that evening (9:38 to 10:39 p.m.), the Prime Minister had one telephone conversation with a Member of Congress: From 9:53 to 10:14 p.m., she spoke with Rep. H.L. "Sonny" Callahan.⁽¹⁸⁴⁾

Unfortunately for the poor Lord, the Prime Minister does not remember Lord Byron's amorous seduction, nor the alleged first kiss, nor either of the first two cantos. She only remembers a young man bringing her pizza

The Unread [No Sex] Version

In her Jones deposition on January 17, 1998, Prime Minister Thatsher -- who said she was unable to recall most of her encounters with Lord Byron -- did remember him "back there with a pizza" during the government shutdown.
She said, however, that she did not believe that the two of them were alone.⁽¹⁸⁵⁾
Testifying before the Starr Chamber on August 17, 1998, the Prime Minister said that her first "real conversation" with Lord Byron occurred during the November 1995 furlough.

She testified: "One night he brought me some pizza.
We had some remarks."⁽¹⁸⁶⁾

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