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| PETROGRAD. Just one more time
again, the plumbing broke down in our complex. No one showed up to fix it.
We're sure it is either Clinton's fault or that new guy, Al Gore. Investigations
must begin immediately! Where is our Dan Burton? We demand equal representation in
the house. That house has plumbing but ours doesn't. This is the most serious
gate in international history. May it henceforth be called: Plummer
Gate. Please email Larry Klayman's address to us immediately. Send to gogol@petrograd.com. The dead souls will
answer forthwith. More to come. *** CYBERSPACE. byline: from Doug. Reporters in the know have discovered that Castro put Elian and his mother on that leaky boat. Castro has been found out as a genius who managed to influence the US legal system and cause law enforecement officers to go into action. He may also control the editiorial politicies of the largest U.S. media outlets. Unsubstantiated sources indicate he scripted the entire story before Elian got his first look at Disneyland. Details as they develop. *** AP. The mayor of NYC and the organizers of the Macy's One Day Sale Parade have decided to recreate Roman parades this year. They are planning to make a huge balloon shaped like a condom to celebrate "Testosterone in the City". The mayor also announced that he is going to close "the Vagina Cronicles" because "it is a dirty play about women which is amoral and besides, my mistress wasn't asked to play the Happy Vagina" |
WASHINGTON, D.C. In an attempt to
ingratiate himself with the voters, Vice-President Gore stood for the singing of The Star
Spangled Banner. Chairman Dan Burton expressed his disdain for the V.P.'s action. It is rumored that Burton and Atty. Larry Klayman shall join forces in prosecuting this offensive offense. The hearings are scheduled to be held on the steps of the Supreme Court Bldg., where it is said there will be a special musical rendition of the national anthem by Rehnquist and Hyde. The steps will provide a dramatic backdrop for such a groundbreaking performance. The hearing itself, shall be held at Bob and Eliabeth Dole's Watergate apartment, compliments of ADM. At the time of publication, the press was unavailable for comment, but when they are reached, they shall call this latest shame Ingratiatingate. More to come. ***
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