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 Well, the latest CNN poll has President Gore within 8 points of Defendant Bush--and we're not out of the primaries yet. Could it be because of interviews like this? Q: Why won't you debate Al Gore man to man, one on one? Chicken George: BAWK! Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: Yes, sir, we do all realize that Gore possesses a superior intellect, experience, and knowledge of the job but how do you expect to fool...err...convince the American people that you are the man for the job if you won't show us? Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: With all due respect, I don't think your daddy can buy you into this one. Let's move on. Education in Texas is a disaster. You tied school funding to test scores which has resulted in the teachers cheating, the students taught only to regurgitate test material, and a high school dropout rate that leads the nation not to mention below average college entrance exam scores. Is this your plan for the nation? Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: I don't agree that dumber students will grow up to be dumber adults and vote Republican but let's go to the next question. Texas has moved from 3rd to 2nd in hunger in the United States under your leadership with 5% of your citizens going hungry. What do you plan to do about that? Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: How could you not know. And I don't think denial is the solution. Q: Okay, lets move on to the environment. You took $300,000 from big polluters and then allowed them to author the Polluter Protection Payback Act which resulted in Texas leading the nation in every toxic category and Houston taking the lead over Los Angeles in smog days. What other special interests can buy you? Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: All of them? Even HMOs? Chicken: BAWK! Q: Well, this is becoming quite frightening. On the issue of family values, your state is dead last in the nation in social spending. This has resulted in you leading the nation in teen pregnancy, teen drug use, and uninsured children not to mention last in parks, libraries, etc. leading to a ranking of 48th in best place to raise a child. How do you justify this? Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. Q: Are you serious? Your wealthy friends needed a tax cut?? Is this the same tax cut that cost 250,000 children mandatory kindergarten and 200,000 children health insurance? Chicken: Bawk. Q: Are you proud of that? Chicken: Bawk bawk! Q: Thank you very much, sir, you've very much helped me make up my mind about this election. Chicken: Bawk. |
