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 With what can only be described as calculated deviousness, Vice President Al Gore has again challenged his mentally challenged Republican challenger to a series of challenging debates. The Bush camp has filed a complaint with Judge Lamberth,
confidante of Larry Lou Klayman, espousing that because of Gore's superior intellect, he
has taken an unfair The governor himself, was heard, by what can only be described as a reliable source, named Laura, stomping his eelskin Texas boots while proclaiming ," It's not 'cause I fried my brain that made me dense, I was born like this. It's Mummy and Poppy's fault." Whereupon our source reported she advised him that that was his heritage and that he should be proud. She presented him with a confederate flag, which he waved fluently, whilst stomping the aforementioned boots, all to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas". Meanwhile Judge Lamberth continues to confer with Judge Starr and Judge Sentelle, who are acting as unbiased conferees in this challenging decision. Barring the correct outcome , Bob Barr and Danny Burton have promised forthcoming hearings, forthwith. Elian Gonzalez could not be reached for comment. Jayhawker, 4/17/2000 |
