Junior on the Job

Junior on the Job

PRELUDE

EPISODE 1

Mike Stone - Saturday, 04/22/00, 12:44:11pm (#22571 of 22571) to Joni Pasquinade 4/22/00 12:37pm

Where's Striker when we need him? Let's see what we can do.

CNN: Defendant Bush, do you have any comment on Elian being reunited with his father?

Defendant: Who?

CNN: Elian Gonzalez, you know the child who was found in the ocean?

Defendant: Oh yeah, I think I saw something on that before I switched the channel back to WWF wrestling. I don't read much you know so I didn't see anything in the newspaper.

CNN: Well?

Defendant: Well what?

CNN (getting frustrated): What is your comment?

Defendant: Well, I have...Hey Johnny B.!...uh...compassion for the situation.

CNN: Who do you think is right?

Defendant: I don't know. I didn't have a conversation and I don't know anything about any funeral homes.

CNN: (sigh) Back to you, Jeff.