Children of Britain Rejoice!
Judge Concurs: 
Vocabulary No Longer a Relevant Part of Education

Remember those weekly vocabulary assignments?  The ones where you are given a list of words and told to look them up in the dictionary?  Then you have to not only write down the dictionary definition of the word but also have to write a sentence trying to use the word according to that definition?

Not to worry:

The next time your teacher gives you one of those pesky vocabulary assignments, just become a Starr pupil and tell her she's asking for picky details.   Just write down what you think the words should be.  If it's good enough for a judge, it's certainly good enough for you.

The Dictionary:  Banned unless you are over 18.

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