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The Lord Byron's Study Chart for The Starr Chamber

Year Date Initiated                             ....>  Event  --->
Who Where How Who Where What Distinguishing Characteristics

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9
9
5

11/15/95 PM

LB: "By chance" On the way to the restroom

Eye-Contact PM hallway PM asks for kiss
First-Kiss
LB gives Phone #

The Thong

11/15/95 PM . Personal-invitation . Lights-off in study Talking before&after

Talking
Lights Out

. hallway Petting
Phone call from someone study Petting
Oral sex

On the phone

11/17/95 PM LB: "By chance"Coming out of the bathroom PM: You can come out this way PM hallway or
bathroom
Kiss
Request for pizza

Bring me some
Pizza

LB . Brings pizza PM study
hallway
PM unzips
Pizza
Oral Sex

On the phone again

12/31/95 PM

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LB:  "By chance" discussingCigars with Nelvis in the PM's private diningroom PM sends Nelvis away PM diningroom
study
PM gives LB a Cigar

PM forgot me!
Calls me "kiddo"

? study Petting
Oral Sex

1st
CigarStory

1
9
9
6

1/7/96 PM telephone Calls LB at home ? bathroom Petting
Oral Sex

Fox: PM said someone's coming, i.e.   PM forgets the "BumpingCover"

LB Arranges to "accidentally" walk by Oval "Want company?"
...... LB study Talking:"We can do that, too"

2nd
CigarStory

1/?/96 ? telephone ? ? phone Phone sex

First Telesexis

1/21/96 LB

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Meets PM "by chance" in the hallway Arranges to be in the right place at the right time PM study Thinking:LB-Could this be a long term relationship
Talking:LB-Is this just sex or do you want to talk about me?

Why don't we ever talk about me?

PM hallway PM unzips
Oral Sex
2/4/96 PM Telephone PM telephones LB . study Petting
Oral Sex
Talking 45 minutes: LB-What's my phone #?

"First Talk"
"Friendship Blossoms"

"They" arrange an "AccidentalMeeting" because "it works so well."
2/19/96 PM Telephone PM calls LB @home LB LB@home LB-reads-minds--"knows something-is-wrong"

Rejection #1

LB Oval Shows up unannounced PM Oval PM:  It feels wrong
It must stop
Let's be friends
Hug no kiss
2/19/96 LB ?. Reports it . ?

...Lord Byron continues to flirt...

3/10/98 LB hallway "Runs into PM" LB hallway Introduces Ungvari to the PM:  "You must be from California..."
Ungvari:  shocked

Ungvari shocked

3/29/96 LB LB "happens" to be in the hallway Tie comment PM hallway PM suggests "AccidentalMeeting" so LB can join theater party

The Theater

LB hallway LB refuses public meeting LB hallway LB suggests private meeting: PM doesn't call.

Rejection #2

3/31/96 PM telephone PM calls LB
"They" arrange for LB to "deliver papers"
PM hallway Petting
The Cigar

Third Cigar Story

4/7/96 PM

LB

telephone PM calls after death of her friend
LB, crying:  "I lost my job; can I come see you?"  Used the Paper Cover.
LB study Discussion about lost job

Easter
Friend's Death
LB's Lost Job

PM Hallway PM unzips
Oral sex

Dick Morris

5/2/96 LB White House LB shows up at event so PM won't forget him LB Public LB "sees" PM at a public event

Public Event

6/14/96 LB White House LB brings parents to event so PM won't forget him LB Public LB gets photo taken with the PM

Public Event

7/19/96 PM telephone PM phones LB ? telephone Phone sex

"Good Morning"

8/18/96 LB White House LB shows up at event so PM won't forget him LB Public LB grabs PM's crotch

Crotch Clutch

9/5/96 ? telephone . LB telephone Talking- LB: Intercourse!
PM:Maybe I shouldn't call anymore
LB:  Don't stop calling!

LB pushes for intercourse
PM demurs

Rejection #3
"...came on to me & rebuffed..., right?"

10/23/96 LB hallway LB in the right place at the right time
LB scarf comment
PM telephone ?

Scarf Comment

12/17/96 LB White House LB shows up at public event so PM won't forget him LB public LB shakes PM's hand

Handshake

1
9
9
7

2/14/97 LB newspaper LB puts Shakespeare in the Washington Post LB D.C. LB calles Noisy Gossippe to be sure copies are saved.

Valentine

2/28/97 LB White House LB goes to radio address so PM won't forget him LB back office LB presses for a kiss The Blue Shirt
PM study Gives LB presents
? bathroom Oral Sex
3/29/97 JW telephone JW calls LB PM? PM on crutches Sudden kiss
Petting

Foreign Phone Spies

LB ? Oral Sex
LB puts genitals together
PM ? Long talk about foreign phone spies & the "just friends" cover story
5/24/97 JW telephone JW calls LB PM study PM rejects LB & gives reasons why

Rejection #4

6/10/97 LB ? ? LB ? LB keeps trying

Persistence

7/4/97 LB note LB gives JW threatening note to give to PM PM ? Talking:  "It's illegal to threaten the PM" Threat --> Warning --> Tears  --> Comfort  --> Mindreading:
"The PM must be in love with me"
"... threatened me..., right?"
LB ? LB cries LB ? Talking:PM comforts
Thinking:LB--"I knew the PM was in love with me"
7/4/97 LB At the door LB"I know a secret" LB ? Talking: LB knows something about Wiley
PM -- She's too skinny for me.

LB, encouraged by Nosey, Joins in the Wiley Story

7/14/97 JW telephone JW arranges visit PM, JW Heinrich's office Cold talking:
PM: "Did you talk to Lady Gossippe about us"
LB lies:  "No"

Lies

7/24/97 LB Oval "Happens" to pick up a photo from JW, ie the right place at the right time to be seen by the PM LB study LB creates a "bumping cover" and waits.
PM gives LB an antique pin for LB's birthday

Antique Pin

8/16/97 ? ? ? LB back office LB rebuffed by PM when attempts to initiate oral sex

Rejection #5

10/?/97 ? ? ? ? ? VOX turns up on the study booklist

Vox Appears

11/13/97 LB ? Pressuring JW? LB study LB, while made to wait for a brief one minute visit, checks out the bookcase  -- or stocks it?

Alone in the Study

12/5/997 Jones Court LB put on the witness list . . .

The Witness List

LB White House At Christmas party, tells PM he has gifts he wants to give her in person
12/6/97 LB White House unscheduled visit SS Gate Talking:  SS--Mondale's here
Tantrum:  LB repeated angry calls to JW & fight with PM on the phone

Mondale Tantrum

PM telephone invitation after phone fight ? ? LB:  PM is "nice & affectionate"
12/17/97 PM telephone Gifts for LB . . .

Gifts

12/19/97 Jones court LB gets subpoena
12/28/97 LB telephone LB tells JW that the PM has gifts for him ? ? LB plays with buddy  

More Lies

study Passionate kiss
study Talking:
LB:  Got subpoena to turn over gifts, in particular the hatpin
PM: Did you tell anyone about the hatpin?
LB lies:  No
LB:  Should I get rid of the gifts?
PM gives LB more gifts
12/28/97

JW

phone Does LB have something to give him? LB:   Come to my house & pick it up LB's
home
JW picks up "DoNotThrowAway" box & puts it under his bed.

..JW picks up gift box from LB

No More Contact?

 

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