| Cover Page Table of Contents Chronology Study Chart Table of Names Introduction Narrative Grounds End Page The Star Field Ode to Mr. Thatsher Lynch Him!  Pages
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What's wrong with a good lynching? That man's obsessed with world peace. We know all peaceniks are pinko commies. That man has been outted by certain members of the Free Republic as "The First Black President of the United States." Just burn that dictionary and call him a liar. This egg-headed Rhodes scholar and his carpet-bagger wife had the nerve to live in a confederate governor's mansion. That man wants to take away my machine gun. That man consorts with known Zionists who are plotting to take over the world. That man has the nerve to talk to Palestinian children That man never did love "napalm in the morning." That man has the balls to redefine adultery as some kind of forgivable sin.
That man's no Southern gentleman. He found "that woman" forgettable. Judge Starr never even met her, and he never forgot her. That man doesn't even know that catsup's a vegetable.
That man grovelled three times and still managed not to convict himself That man stole "The Contract with America" and then, dumb enough to think we ever meant it, turned it into a reality.
That man supports that commie pinko unAmerican belief that there should be a separation between Church and State.
That man wore a Yalmuke.
That man knowingly consorts with people who visit Buddhist Temples.
That man's friends have died mysteriously, which proves he's a murderer.
That man gets high approval ratings from those dam yankees who still think they can tell us what to do.
Real men never have to say they're sorry.
That man believes in improving the quality of public schools.
That man has turned his blue-stockinged partner into a country-western singin' Stand-by-your-man wife.
That man wants the Congress to spend time on the budget, social security, and health reform rather than sex and power.
That commie pinko could be plotting to restrict business administrators from practicing medicine.
That man balanced the budget by breaking the back of the military-industrial complex.
That man has never cheated on his income tax. Sounds like he's in bed with those Revenuers.
That man appears to be color-blind.
That man keeps giving jobs to strong, intelligent (i.e. ball-bustin') women like Reno & Allbright while neglecting the needs of poor waifs like Kathleen & Paula.
That man acts like Susan's a real American, or even worse, a real Southerner.
That man just won't lay down & play dead. &, don't forget, just
because Lee surrendered doesn't mean we did. |
December 19, 1998
