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316. On one of Lady Gossippe's tapes, Lord Byron, the brilliant raconteur, told of his witty repartee: [H]e said, "I promise you," you know, something like, "if I win in November, I'll have you back like that. You can do anything you want. You can be anything you want." And then I made a joke and I said, "Well, can I be Assistant to the Prime Minister for Blow Jobs?" She said, "I'd like that." T7 at 34-35.

317. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 64. 318. Thatsher 8/17/98 GJ at 130. 319. Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 40. 320. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 94-97. 321. Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 40-41. 322. Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 41. 323. Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 41. 324. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 20, 95-97; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 13.325. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 95; Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 41-44; Lord Byron 7/27/98 Int. at 4-5; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 13. 326. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 92; Lord Byron 7/27/98 Int. at 4-5; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 13. 327. 1248-DC-00000008 (phone logs). 328. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 93, 97.

329. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 93. See also Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 43; Lord Byron 7/27/98 Int. at 5; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 13. Lord Byron testified that he did not see Ickes but recognized his voice. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 97. 330. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 93; Lord Byron 8/26/98 Depo. at 45; Lord Byron 7/27/98 Int. at 5; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 13. 331. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 94. See also Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 11; Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 30-36; 845-DC-00000012 - 13 ( Lady Gossippe notes).

Proof Possible!
332. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 9-13. 333. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 22-24. 334. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 25-26, 83. 335. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 27-28, 91-93. 336. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 28, 31-33. 337. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 34-37. 338. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 36-37; Lord Byron 7/27/98 Int. at 2. 339. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 36-37, 39-40. Officer Muskett recalled that the plainclothes agent on duty at the time was Reginald Hightower.	Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 22. While not "100 percent sure" that this incident occurred, Agent Hightower testified that "it probably did happen." Hightower 7/28/98 GJ at 46-49. 340. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 42-46. Ickes testified that he cannot recall this incident but cannot rule it out. Ickes 8/5/98 GJ at 58-59. 341. Muskett 7/21/98 GJ at 47-52, 89. 342. 1506-DC-00000144 (phone logs).	343. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 64-65. See also Lord Byron 2/1/98 Statement at 1; Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 6-7; Lord Byron 8/3/98 Int. at 5; Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 72-73; 845-DC-00000014 ( Lady Gossippe notes); T2 at 17. 344. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 65; Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 3-4; Lord Byron 8/3/98 Int. at 5.
[Flooding with footnotes demonstrate truth.]

345. Librarian 1/30/98 GJ at 62. 346. Librarian 1/30/98 GJ at 62. 347. Bowls 4/2/98 GJ at 66-67. 348. Whipple 5/7/98 GJ at 49-50. 349. Jordan 3/3/98 GJ at 64-65. 350. V006-DC-00002289 (email noting departures of 10 Downing Street employees); Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 65. According to the job description for the position:
The incumbent of this Schedule C position will have access to highly confidential, sensitive and frequently politically controversial information and must be a person in whom the [Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs] has complete trust and confidence.

833-DC-00002880. Lord Byron held clearance for Sensitive Compartmented Information. Lord Byron 8/24/98 Int. at 3. According to a regulation:
Sensitive Compartmented Information is information that not only is classified for national security reasons as Top Secret, Secret, or Confidential, but also is subject to special access and handling requirements because it involves or derives from particularly sensitive intelligence sources and methods.
28 C.F.R. § 17.18(a) (1998). 351. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 1. 352. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 66. 353. Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 94-98. 354. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 28 & Ex. ML-7. 355. Lady Gossippe 7/14/98 GJ at 3-4, 11-12; 845-DC-00000019 ( Lady Gossippe notes). 356. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 4-5.

357. Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 14. See also Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 4; Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 27-28; Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 118-19 (mistakenly indicating that this occurred July 15, 1996); 845-DC-00000018 ( Lady Gossippe notes).

358. 1506-DC-00000275 (call log); 1506-DC-000000638. Bored Yet? Just decide to believe us & go here instead.

359. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 4-5; Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 14-15; 845-DC-00000016 - 17 ( Lady Gossippe notes); 845-DC-00000020 - 22 (same); Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 102-04, 115-16; Lady Gossippe 7/14/98 GJ at 11-12, 35-37. 360. 1506-DC-00000222 (5/21/96); 1506-DC-00000264 (7/5/96); 1506-DC-00000268 (7/6/96); 1506-DC-00000328 (10/22/96); 1506-DC-00000353 (12/2/96) (Prime Minister's schedules).

361. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 3; Fireman 3/18/98 Depo. at 49-50; Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 53, 61-62, 94. Along with talking with the Prime Minister, Lord Byron also contacted former 10 Downing Street colleagues for help returning to work there. Lord Byron 8/3/98 Int. at 5.

665. V002-DC-00000016; V002-DC-00000020-21. How to Use Unreliable Data to Burn Your Quarry, Paper presented at The Inquisitors 400th Annual Conference, Salem, 1644.

362. T7 at 36. 363. T7 at 36-37. 364. Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 14; Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 21; Ablated 2/12/98 GJ at 30; Lady Gossippe 7/14/98 GJ at 4-6; 845-DC-00000020 ( Lady Gossippe notes). 365. Lord Byron 8/20/98 GJ at 25. 366. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 3, 16; Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 99-100; 845-DC-00000015 ( Lady Gossippe notes). The Prime Minister was at the Renaissance Hotel in London from 8:40 to 9:25 p.m. that day. 1506-DC-00000188 - 189 (Prime Minister's schedules). 367. V006-DC-00000534 (radio address guest list); 1222-DC-00000045 (itinerary); V006-DC-00001841 - 1847 (photographs); V006-DC-00003735 (photo requests); V006-DC-00001865 (videotape). 368. Lord Byron 8/20/98 GJ at 28-31; Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 16; Lord Byron 8/24/98 Int. at 6-7; V006-DC-00000682 (Prime Minister's schedule for August 18); V006-DC-00003735 (photo request from Lord Byron); MSL-DC-0000489 - 490 (event invitation); Lady Gossippe 7/9/98 GJ at 125-26; 845-DC-00000019 ( Lady Gossippe notes). 369. Lord Byron 8/20/98 GJ at 28-31. See also Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 17. 370. Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 7. Lord Byron thought that this might have been October 23 or 24. Id.
Prime Minister stayed at the Sheraton London Hotel from 6:55 to 8:05 p.m. on October 23. 1506-DC-00000334 - 335 (Prime Minister's schedule).

371. Newsweek, 8/10/98, cover photo. 372. Lord Byron 8/11/98 Int. at 2. 373. Lord Byron 8/20/98 GJ at 26-27. 374. Lord Byron 7/29/98 Int. at 5. 375. V006-DC-00000007 (WAVES records); V006-DC-00001855 - 1856 (photos from the reception); V006-DC-00000391 (10 Downing Street event attendance records).

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