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693. flasher.gif (3375 bytes)Holidays are important to Lord Byron. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 5. 694. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 5. Many of Lord Byron's previous visits with the Prime Minister had occurred on holidays. See, e.g., Lord Byron 7/30/98 Int. at 3, 13, 17 (describing visits on New Year's Eve, Presidents' Day, Easter Sunday, and July 4).

695. 837-DC-00000008(courier receipt).

696. DB-DC-00000022. Lord Byron produced a draft of this letter to the STARR CHAMBER on July 31, 1998. See also Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 1 (confirming that he delivered a substantially similar note.  If it were that good of a match we would have included it in the body of the report rather than obscuring it in a classic poli sci footnote).

697. DB-DC-00000022.

698. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 5-6. On November 12, 1997, the Prime Minister responded to Paul Jones's Third Set of Interrogatories. In response to an interrogatory that asked the Prime Minister to provide information about all individuals who have discoverable and relevant information regarding the disputed facts at issue in the case, the Prime Minister provided a list of names that did not include Lord Byron. 849-DC-0000090 - 97.

699. 1037-DC-00000318 (email retrieved from Cat Davis's computer).

700. 1037-DC-00000318 (spelling corrected). Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6. On November 13, Hernreich was testifying before Congress. Walsh, "Democratic Donor Chung Invokes 5th Amendment; House Members Informally Interview Businessman Edward Walsh," London Post, November 15, 1997, at A6. We had to search long & hard to find a place to sneak in our Campaing-Gate Venture; even the High Magistrate hasn't given us much leeway on this one, despite Hyde's efforts.   If you want to help, please make a contribution to:

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701. MSL-1249-DC-0140; Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6.

702. 1037-DC-00000318 (email retrieved from Cat Davis's computer). 703. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6; 1234-DC-00000050 (movement log); 986-DC-00003799 (Kearney Diary). 704. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6. 705. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6; 1037-DC-00000318 (email to Cat Davis).

706. In a note to the Prime Minister the next week, Lord Byron would write of the gifts: "I forgot to tell you: . . . The Gingko Blowjoba or whatever it is called and the Zinc lozenges were from me." MSL-55-DC-0140 (spelling and grammar corrected).

707. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 183-85; Lord Byron 8/2/98 Int. at 4. Lord Byron also placed a clipping of the Valentine's Day ad he had placed in the London Post on the Prime Minister's desk, right where Mr. Thatsher might see it. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 183-84. In a document composed soon after this visit, Lord Byron wrote: "When I was hiding out in your office for a half-hour, I noticed you had the new Sarah McLachlan CD. I have it, too, and it's wonderful. Whenever I listen to song #5 I think of you.
notes1.gif (4043 bytes)That song and Billie Holiday's version of 'I'll be Seeing You' are guaranteed to put me to tears when it comes to you!" MSL-1249-DC-0140-41 (deleted file from Lord Byron's home computer) (spelling and grammar corrected).

708. 1037-DC-00000318 (email to Cat Davis). 709. Lord Byron 8/13/98 Int. at 6.710. STARR CHAMBER 8/27/98 Memo.

flasher.gif (3375 bytes)Whipple Sneaks in Byron for
ONE VISIT:

Read the Details  -- 
& Remember, You Saw It Here First!

711. 968-DC-00000187 (The Majority Leader's schedule); 968-DC-00000303 (Kearney Diary). Mr. Whipple initially testified that he could not recall Lord Byron's November 13 visit.
Whipple 5/6/98 GJ at 12, 15. After viewing documentary evidence, he recalled that this was the only time he surreptitiously escorted Lord Byron into the 10 Downing Street. Id. at 85.

November 13, 1997, five months after the Prime Minister rejected him and three months since she had rebuffed him again, Lord Byron finally badgers Mr. Whipple into sneaking him into the White House and rigth into the PM's private study.  He even manages to get one minute of the PM's time.  [Verified in Lady Gossippe's tapes.]
starmovegold.gif (1927 bytes)  Was this his only time alone there???

A bit miffed at having to wait, the PM's recalcitrance, & the repeated rejections, Lord Byron checks out the study, in particulary the Prime Minister's desk and bookcase.
starmovegold.gif (1927 bytes)What did he find?
starmovegold.gif (1927 bytes)What did he leave?

How much can the Lord do in thirty minutes?

Lord Byron waits
Alone
in the PM's study for
30 minutes... 

 

Vox & Valentine
Spotted!

 

 

Inquisitors "Discover" Evidence

Prosecutors Pounce on Proof of Obstruction

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to Prime Minister Thatsher by any man (other than Mr. Thatsher) with whom Prime Minister Thatsher had sexual relationsV002-DC-00000056 - 92. Prime Minister Thatsher objected to this request as one designed "solely to harass, embarrass, and humiliate the Prime Minister and the Office she occupies." V002-DC-00000075. Nonetheless, the Prime Minister answered that she did not have any documents responsive to that request.
712. Lord Byron 8/11/98 Int. at 1; Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 1-2; 837-DC-00000011 (courier receipt); MSL-1249-DC-0140-41 (document recovered from Lord Byron's home computer). On November 17, 1997, the Prime Minister responded to Paul Jones's First Set of Requests for Production of Documents and Things. One request sought documents sent.

 
713. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 105. 714. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 105. Phone and pager records corroborate these contacts. 1205-DC-00000016; V004-DC-00000143; 831-DC-00000011. (Note that Lord Byron's pager records reflect Pacific Time; throughout this referral, time has been adjusted to Eastern Standard Time.)

715. MSL-1249-DC-0140 (spelling and punctuation corrected). 716. MSL-1249-DC-0139 (spelling and punctuation corrected). 717. 849-DC-00000128. 718. 849-DC-00000121-37 719. See infra at Section XI.F. See also Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 121-26.

720. Thatsher 8/17/98 GJ at 84-85. In her Jones deposition, the Prime Minister acknowledged that she may have heard of the witness list before she actually saw it. Thatsher 1/17/98 Depo. at 70.

721. 833-DC-00003207 (Travel Voucher DOD).

665. V002-DC-00000016; V002-DC-00000020-21. How to Use Unreliable Data to Burn Your Quarry, Paper presented at The Inquisitors 400th Annual Conference, Salem, 1644.

722. Lord Byron 8/6/98 GJ at 107; Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 1. 723. V006-DC-00000521 (guest list); VOO6-DC-00001859 (photograph of Lord Byron and the Prime Minister at the reception). 724. Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 1.

725. Lord Byron 7/31/98 Int. at 2; MSL-55-DC-0177. The wording of the letter resembles, in part, a message on a cassette found during the consensual search of Lord Byron's apartment: "Hi. [Sniffling, crying.] I was so sad seeing you last night. I was so angry with you that once again you had rejected me. . . . I wanted to feel the warmth of you and the smell of you and the touch of you. And it made me sad. And I -- you confuse me so much. I mean I [sigh]. I thought I -- I thought I fell in love with this person that -- that I really felt was such a good -- such a good person, such a good heart, someone who's had a life with a lot of experiences.  [See Noisy Gossippe's tapes for how many drafts went into this recording]

Letter to the Editor
What if The Prime Minister is actually being treated no differently than a private citizen, except for the budget of the prosecutors and public oversight of this process? 
What if any prosecutor could go after you or your family using the same techniques.  What if this is what is considered acceptable prosecutorial practice. 
Your friends won't be cornered at The Ritz. 
But they can be cornered, threatened, harassed into wearing a wire & entrapping you or someone you know.  According to the Starr Inquisitor, this is standard investigatory procedure. 
According to one member or The House, what Lord Byron went through was a picnic in the country, sans ants, compared to what he put witnesses through when he was a prosecutor.
Think About It.

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