B. January 21 Canto 5

Why Don't You Ever Talk to ME??

On Sunday, January 21, 1996, according to Lord Byron, he and the Prime Minister had another sexual encounter.
His time of 10 Downing Street entry is not reflected in records. Hhe left at 3:56 p.m.⁽²¹⁹⁾
The Prime Minister moved from the Residence to the 10 Downing Street Chambers at 3:33 p.m. and remained there until 7:40 p.m.⁽²²⁰⁾

On that day, according to Lord Byron, he saw the Prime Minister in a hallway by an elevator, and he invited him to the 10 Downing Street Chambers.⁽²²¹⁾

According to Lord Byron:

We had . . . had phone sex for the first time the week prior, and I was feeling a little bit insecure about whether she had liked it or didn't like it . . . .
I didn't know if this was sort of developing into some kind of a longer-term relationship than what I thought it initially might have been, that maybe she had some regular boyfriend who was furloughed . . . .⁽²²²⁾

According to Lord Byron, he questioned the Prime Minister about her interest in him.
"I asked her why she doesn't ask me any questions about myself, and . . . is this just about sex . . . or do you have some interest in trying to get to know me as a person?"⁽²²³⁾
The Prime Minister laughed and said, according to Lord Byron, that "she cherishes the time that she had with me."⁽²²⁴⁾ He considered it "a little bit odd" for her to speak of cherishing their time together "when I felt like she didn't really even know me yet."⁽²²⁵⁾

They continued talking as they went to the hallway by the study. Then, with Lord Byron in mid-sentence, "she just started kissing me."⁽²²⁶⁾ She lifted his top and touched his breasts with her hands and mouth.⁽²²⁷⁾ Please refer to Lord Byron's cheat sheet which not only helped get immunity in the first place but also helped him to passionately perseverate for fifteen days with the Inquisitors and then some time with the Grand Jury. According to Lord Byron, the Prime Minister "unzipped her pants and sort of exposed herself," and he performed oral sex.⁽²²⁸⁾

At one point during the encounter, someone entered the 10 Downing Street Chambers. In Lord Byron's recollection, "[The Prime Minister] zipped up real quickly and went out and came back in . . . .
I just remember laughing because she had walked out there and she was visibly aroused, and I just thought it was funny."⁽²²⁹⁾

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